During routine observation, the Authority documented another manifestation of Entrepreneurial Vapor Syndrome.

The condition presents as an overwhelming desire to describe ordinary freelance work as the construction of a commercial empire. Affected individuals frequently announce major developments, claim to be building in silence, and offer strategic advice before producing measurable output.

Common indicators include references to multiple revenue streams, photographs taken beside rented luxury vehicles, claims of receiving many private messages, and calendars containing more networking activity than completed work.

The phenomenon remains widespread. Containment efforts have produced disappointing results.